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CINEMA SEEN - "Those Were the Slays!"
By William Margold
Utterly uninspired by the early crop of 2007 films that have crossed my eyes so far this year, I thought that I would conclude the March series of columns by turning this page from my LAXPRESS Cinema Seen page into a "Sinema Sown" experience...and in the process, provide you with an update as to my writing activities in another area of the Adult Entertainment Industry.
Having had the rare, raw, rousing privilege of pulsatingly participating in the warm, wet, writhing world of XXX---for over 35 years--- which coincidentally is just about as long as I have been creating assorted columns for this publication, and its legendary predecessor (The Hollywood Press), I have recently been given the glorious opportunity to create a series about my carnal career for SWANK (www.swankmag.com).
And as I have always been blessed with spontaneous brilliance when it comes to labeling written entries, my monthly offerings in SWANK frolic under the heading of "Those Were The Lays."
Essentially tracing my lucky, lusty life from my very first erotic encounter on...I have already crafted eight chapters, and have only reached the amorous and amusing adventures that took place in December, 1974.
Indeed...I have a VERY long way to go.
And, quite frankly, I hope that NEVER come to the point where I have caught up with myself.
So far the titles of my installments have included "Dick Talk," "And Then Came Margold," "Love Sandwich," "I Left My Hard In San Francisco," "Remembering More Than The Alamo," "A Day At The Orifice," "Dying For A Break," and "Mr. Margold Goes To Washington."
Coming up will be "Bodies In Feat," "Pubic Picketeers" and "Sell It...Don't Smell It."
And..."Fondling Follies, "Only Part of Me Is Infamous" and "Suckling Dracula" are all waiting impatiently to be revealed, which will only bring me up to the end of 1978.
Of course, for SWANK, I provide archival black-and-white, and when available color, no holds barred, or any holes covered shots of me, and my copulating co-stars in unexpurgated action.
But for this easily accessible, virtually available everywhere, news rack publication, in what must be attributed to attempting to protecting the innocent readers who pick THE LAXPRESS up and feel their way through the pages until they reach my back cover insights, I can only offer up images of me, and where possible, my carnal cohorts, in considerably less undress.
However...it shouldn't be TOO hard for you to figure out which shots are reflective of which chapters.
But if you have trouble...you are always warm, wet and writhingly welcome to contact me by writing to this paper (1545 North La Brea Avenue, Hollywood, CA 90028) about anything that might fall within the scope of Cinema Seen...or of course, in this case...Sinema Sown.
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NOTE: Originally published in LA Xpress, March 29, 2007, issue.
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